The Britney's First 911 Call

The Britney's engagement will introduce her to a whole new genre of tabloid noteriety.

Britney Spears recent engagement to Kevin Federline marks a critical milestone for the Story of Britney. Specifically, this is when the domestic disturbance calls will begin.

Expect one of the next major Kevin and Britney related headlines to stick to one of the following themes:

A. ) A late night, alcohol fueled, domestic abuse related 911 call.
B. ) A late night, drug fueled, domestic abuse related 911 call.
C. ) A late night drug and alcohol fueled, domestic abuse related 911 call.

Ill conceived marriage plus pop celebrity will inevitably equal front page drama.

This common phenomena of Celebrity Physics has been played out countless times before by the likes of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston as well as Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson. Undoubtedly, an E! True Hollywood Story is already in development.