P to the Heiress Hizilton?

Somwhere, Tommy Mottola is kicking himself for missing out on Paris.

Has hip-hop impresario Lil’ Jon discovered his muse? MTV Europe and AllHipHop News both report that the purveyor of all things crunk is currently producing the upcoming Paris Hilton album. 

The pairing hardly equals strange bedfellows.

A closer examination of the lyrics from the Lil’ Jon song “Get Low” suggests that Paris might be the talent Lil’ Jon has always dreamed of: 

Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me/we all like to see ass and tities… Now bring yo ass over here hoe/let me see you get low if you want…Now take it to the floor/take it to the floor/and if yo ass wanta act you can keep yo ass where you at… 

Rumors abound that Paris is going to rap on the album, however that gossip has not yet been shizzolated.

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